From an old school magazine, The Mortonia.
Old Kaiser Billy he went to the cupboard,
To get little Willie a bun,
But when he got there the cupboard was bare,
And so little Willie had none.
Ride on a tank to Berlin on the Spree,
To see a fine Kaiser ride on a black gee,
With sword in his fingers, and spikes on his toes
He shall have troubles where ever he goes!